konoko:

fortooate:

we teach girls to shrink themselves, to fit themselves more compactly in a transistor. we expect girls to double in processing efficiency every two years. we say to sufficiently advanced girls, you are indistinguishable from magic

incorrectskyrimquotes:

incorrectskyrimquotes:

“virgin” airlines? heh… not after I’m done with em…

wrong blog

epic2222:

incelprincess:

artwheat:

this animal

raindropboys:

hobbies include sitting on my bedroom floor being absolutely devastated by the fact that i have a physical form

a-teacup-of-golden-cracks:

I’m incredibly hot and I use this power almost solely to fulfill my ultimate fetish

deaths-accountant:

memecucker:

Gotta remember to use this in the future

Imagine getting owned by thecybersmith

wait

fleshdyke:

fallenangelvictorious:

fleshdyke:

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

catchymemes: