unescoworldheritagepussy:

aaays-and-bees:

unescoworldheritagepussy:

‘horseplay’ and 'monkey business’ being treated as synonyms means something. don’t know what though

Monkeys are so silly that what they consider business, horses consider play.

ALT

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

mercutihoe:

tonyzaret:

ikakkumon:

tonyzaret:

fecto:

tonyzaret:

yes

ok

Why’s there a sliced salmon in the background?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoop_(utensil)

Scoop (utensil) - Wikipedia

Scoop (utensil) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

by-the-deep-six:

spacesweepers:

it’s strooping absolute wafel

it’s bittering absolute ballen

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

espeix:

death-420:

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

dear dire

duckdotcom:

they roll me in for urgent lifesaving surgery but the surgeon has to leave the room because they see my face and get all flustered and start blushing and giggling bashfully and then when a new surgeon comes in to take over it happens again and it keeps happening with all the surgeons and eventually i die cutely on the operating table without a single incision

doriansbutt:

dkpsyhog:

funnytwittertweets:

An apple farmer and a garlic farmer team up to fight their mutual nemesis, a vampire doctor

Dr. Acula

rednines:

A war is being waged that you people can’t even begin to comprehend the implications of